From the recording Lost In Songs
Song about my cooking experiments, eventually ending in a kitchen fire.
Lyrics
Pizza supreme
With lemon cream
Tofu stir-fry
And a cherry pie
Chicken tikka
With kiwi tamara
A frozen tortilla
Yech, bwaaa!
Chocolate fondue
And lobster stew
Sushi roll
A cinnamon scroll
Lobster bisque
Licorice whisk
Hotdog delight
With a jellybean bite
And for dessert:
Something to squirt
Beef burrito
With mango gelato
Oh boy, you just rhyme as you go
Pork chop stack
Potato knickknack
A bubblegum snack
Sugared mule
With salted gruel
And a spicy yule
Oh, what a fool!
A paprika glee
In jellyfish brie
That’s not for me
Coconut slurry
A rhubarb curry
We’re in a hurry
Elephant legs
With candied eggs
My belly aches
Cheetos spread
Sauerkraut bread
That’ll be my death
Clam chowder
A minty powder
Roast duck
With a fig pluck
Hamburger patty
Butterscotch latte
A tuna caramel
Something from hell
Pickled herring
A peachy sharing
Meatloaf surprise
A blueberry fries
Guacamole toast
And Sashimi roast
Cookie casserole
What an asshole!
Buffalo wings
And gummi bear flings
Baked beans
With pineapple greens
Pastrami scramble
And a strawberry gamble
A sloppy gazpacho
Oh no, oh no, oh no
A paprika glee
In jellyfish brie
That’s not for me
Coconut slurry
A rhubarb curry
We’re in a hurry
Elephant legs
With candied eggs
My belly aches
Cheetos spread
Sauerkraut bread
That’ll be my death