From the recording Not Dead Yet
Lyrics
One night I saw someone
I seemed to know vaguely
I thought he had a gun
To keep him safely
Hardy I made a stand
He didn't look as a threat
I wanted to shake his hand
But got hit in the head instead
I took a crash into a mirror
My girlfriend laughed and made me shiver
She said
Put on your glasses if you wanna be famous
So you won't start talking to a hat rack
Take your brains out of your anus
And don't feel taken aback
Do you think so, dear?
But John Lennon just got shot
In the goldfish bowl of fame he was caught
His specs fell on the ground
His mind mutilated by a bloodhound
Nobody loves you
When you're down and out
Let's try something new
And shout it out loud
But don't forget the critical gaze
Don't loose yourself in endless overpraise
She said
Put on your glasses if you wanna be famous
So you won't start talking to a hat rack
Take your brains out of your anus
And don't feel taken aback